To all of you who are going to Hell,
meet me at HellBucks in Dis while you pass through (the one at the NW corner of Bush Street and Hitler Avenue, not the ones on the NE or the SW corner, they are for Born-Agains only - check out the sign, it's simply righteous). Grande fat-free Coulterino for both of us? It's their special: bones, broken glass and ice.
posted by Endorendil at 17:07
4 Comments:
Damn, I went to the one on the SW corner! No wonder everyone in there had a flaming poker shoved up their backsides!
I'll pass on the Coulterino--I'm going to try the Bushachino instead. It's a load of horseshit topped with whipped cream. They just keep saying it tastes great. Don't know if I'll be able to swallow it, though.
Great song and dance team here. I'm still trying to figure out how I qualified for the 7th circle.
Except for my thoughts about "she who must not be named", I don't have a violent bone in my body.
Maybe they know something I don't.
GMAIL ZEN
I love being scanned. The forwarded notification I received on your hell comment had the following sponsored links attached:
"Swim with Broken Leg, Arm" (waterproof cast covers)
"Leg Lamp Sale" (yes, like the one in A Christmas Story! redriderleglamps.com)
"Bones TV Show" (never watched it...)
"Dog Collar 1" (rhinestone fashion dog collars for your teacup chihuahua!)
Undoubtedly, all these retail options will also be available in hell...
Damn, retail options?! make mine a Venti - with extra entrails....
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